My Life Is Jersey Shore

I want what Ronnie And Sammie have #mlijs

I introduce myself by a nickname I gave myself and nobody else uses #mlijs

I consider it a compliment when someone calls me a juicehead #mlijs

When I have to fill out my race on forms I put down "tan" #mlijs

I end my sentances in prepositions #mlijs

I use tanning salons year-round, even when I spend the summer at the shore #mlijs

I bedazzle my underwears #mlijs

GTL #mlijs #gtl

I cockblock my friends when I get shot down #mlijs

It doesn't matter if you're actually strong, just if you look strong #mlijs

I'm actually from New York #mlijs

I want what Ronnie and Sammie had #mlijs

I believe reality tv is a direct pathway to screen acting #mlijs

That girl totally gave me a handy in a bathroom stall at karma #mlijs

Springsteen?  Kevin Smith?  they weren't guidos #mlijs

Yeah im a musician.  i play the turntables #mlijs